i couldn't possibly

dear hannah the practical adult of the near future,

i don't know how i could ever rightfully consider myself a grown up

unless i have successfully purchased and claimed THIS bag

...Could i possible justify it in smaller form,

as a hiking bag?

i think there was a robot version i wanted before

(hey, ray! you could fit your camera in it =O )

but this one--though id love to take to school with me

and prefer the smaller form--

this one would never fit my laptop

leaving me with the conclusion

that i have found my not-so-ridiculous-and-impractical-looking

small bag to use possibly if hiking short distances?

(id like to commend myself here

on convincingly adding any merit to rabbit with a monocle

as a worthy and practical asset)

/end desperate attempt to convince myself to splurge on anything with a monocle,

hannah