IM etiquette

things i've decidedly don't like, and may even strongly dislike

-the cold
-denim jeans on your knees when it iis cold
-reserves scramble at the library
-being sleepy
-when people NEVER im me first D:/unequal distribution of first IM's w/ me needing to IM them first all the time
-when i realize im being a hypocrite to the previous line, by never IMing first myself
-doubt
-papercuts
-my own handwriting's illegible trend
-faulty internet connection
-wet socks
-when people dont tell you there's something in your teeth
-not being able/brave enough to tell someone there's something in their teeth
-not having enough time
-not being able to say goodnight
-missing conversation with a good friend
-my own room when its incredibly messy
-unfolded laundry
-paying for an overpriced food item that ends up not even tasting very good
-missing the chance to be the first to pull the bus cord--like your hand was on it and everything!
-cigarette smoke
-unfamiliar or angry or unnecessary cussing
-when people lie
-not having enough time
-having enough time but wasting it
-running out of chapstick