I baked cookies with my lil cousins today <3
-"Mm! Ate Hannah! It smells SO good! ^__^"
-"...Ming ming, we haven't even started yet. All the ingredients are still in their bags."
-"Oh..well..it still all smells so good! "
-"..It doesn't smell like anything."
-"Yeah, it does~ **Big sniff* Mmm..it smells like...cheeese!! ^___^ "
-"..dgjhfulufghnjhn WE'RE NOT EVEN USING CHEESE"
**rightful tickling punishment as she flees the scene squealing*
"Ate Hannah?
I think I got salmonella on my leg."-Andrew
"Wow! It looks so good!"
"It looks like a brown chocolate chunk floating on a pool of butter."
"Well--it looks good!"
"Yeah?"
"Hmm..wait now it doesn't look so good."
"I think it looks like..**whisper whisper*"
"Whats that?"
". . ."
"I think it looks like..brown..and..chunky.."
"...I see. Well I--"
"Andrew just said it looks like poo!!"
"Who said poo?!"
"He did!"
"I did!"
"No I didn't!"
"You dont say 'poo' in the kitcheeeennn..!! sdfngndkgnjk"
**more terrified fleeing of children*
"What do we do while we wait for the cookies to bake?"
". . ."
"We...DANCE!"
**Alex makes the background techno-ish humming music kinda like the 6 flags commercial (someone needs to teach this kid to beatbox since he's already kinda good at it) while dancing like the robot, andrew and i tango across the floor, and ming ming tries to show us how to do the credit card in response to me later trying to show them how to do the sprinkler and shopping cart*
"Have you guys ever heard of a pi-zookie...?"
"Hey..what if we replaced the z..with a t..."
"What do you mean? Then it'd be..a..pi-tookie...? Er..what's a pit--"
**alex and andrew both turn around shaking their butts*
". . . You should realize now that these are the stories I'll embarass you with later, you know that?"
" ???"
"What..?"
"=D Nothing. <3"
I found out they can only watch tv on weekends, so we made up our own.
"This is the--Andrew is eating his broccoli channel!"
"Yeahh! Woooo! **clap clap clap clap clap*"
"..." **Andrew forces down and sits there chewing half a broccoli before uncomfortably..
"..Can we change the channel now?"
"Why are there so many Sammy channels?!"
"Your turn ming ming~"
"A commercial! Order now--and you can get teh Andrew is eating his broccoli DVD SET!"
"A set?!"
"Seasons 1, 2, 3, AND 4!"
"How are there so many seasons?"
"Well..season 1 is him eating the baby carrots...season two is white rice...season three is drinking water..and season 4 is him eating the broccoli"
"..It's like I have no choice but to get the whole pack if I want to feel like my life is complete."
"Order now! At 888....88..88! =D"
"Now for the Ate Hannah channel!"
"...Er**more random group dancing while alex does the 6 flags theme song*
"Alex?"
"This one is rated M for mature."
"?"
"......**straight face straight face straight face--GRAAWWRRGGHHH!! scary face*"
"...D: Change the channel."
And we even had our fair share of philosophical discussions
"No, no, didn't you know? It's true! Right, Ming ming? Girls don't fart or use the bathroom.."
"Then what do girls do?"
"They..fart flowers...and poo cupcakes."
"Wait what do boys do?"
"Smell bad."
"But wait what about when girls burp?"
"...Awesome. They burp Awesome."
"So here are the top things to do when you're bored!
1. Play with Ate Hannah!
2. Take hair our of your comb!"
"..Well I BETTER be higher up there than taking hair our of your comb"
" Three! Count your eyelashes!"
"sjlkfhndg What!?"
"Noo, wait! Two is bake cookies!"
"Noo, bake cookies is three!"
"Two can be bake cookies WITH Ate Hannah!"
"Counting your eyelashes can be fifty..."
"But four can still be taking hair out of your comb!"
"...Are you guys serious? xD"
"Ate Hannah? How do you know if a goldfish is a boy or a girl?"
"Mm, well. You ask it~"
"But..fish don't usually talk."
"That just means they're shy. Then you just wait to see which restroom they go into, the boys room or the girls room."
"...But what if they don't have their glasses on and go into the wrong one?"
"..Seriously? I just told you about talking fish and restrooms--and you're worried about if it has its glasses on?! FISH DONT EVEN WEAR GLASSSES gjdkfgmndkf;gnd"
**More laughing, more tickling, more ridiculous-ing.*
And today concluded the three part saga to
Pablo & his friends go to Tokyo: The Legend of the Ninja Princess
I dont know how we'd top that one..
and already we've been discussing what place Pablo should visit next
my aunt says i'm pretty good with kids...
but is worried i'll end up an old maid =x
Nabi knows me way too well <3>
And summer with Yuki is relaxing too n n
Michelle is still in Alaska
Priya I keep assuming is busy with family/
getting ready for India if not already there
and i keep wishing i could ask about current thoughts
hear stories
and share spending time with my lil cousins
and just get to hang out like we were supposed to..
hmm..
my aunt is still pretty hilarious--
she's obsessed with and made me watch twilight with her today
and my uncle confided in me today that the two opposing players on their wii tennis has made it personal =x
he says he knows theyre just computer players
but they seem to have caught onto all of his moves--
and look!
how they put question marks on themselves to begin with
as if he didn't already know who they were
..maybe the whole family is insane <3
and i heart them for it =]
"Ate Hannah, look!
I'm about to make some awesome..
**pause*
**BURP*"
-Ming ming
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