harlequin smile: fifi meets san diego

Really fun trip with my family in SD this weekend =]. I could probably ramble on forever, and to a couple people I already have. But to sum it up, and leave myself some reminders of memories...yaay ridiculous lists and quotes!

Memories, insides, songs, and words
6 hours to and from
plus 30 mins on the way back
of my dad trying to get back at
and messing with poor fifi (our gps)'s mind

frozen lemonade
sago at gulaman
mamon/french spongecakes
jollibee
fries, after fries, after fries
tea, after mocha, after tea, and honey
spasgetti, scones, croissants, and lemonade

Cold hot chocolate,
"candid pictures"
car karaoke
and car dancing

ridiculous photo,
after ridiculous photo,
after normal photo,
that ended up being ridiculous

90 minute car rides,
Sprinting through zen gardens
violent car games
hand holding
asian drama lines
red ribbon guamanian boy

west enke
silent e's
silent a's

and needing to lock the car windows
because of the whole backseat
screaming
in unison
every time
an elbow
accidentally hits it open

-"Bom-bom-bee-dom-bom-bom-bee-dom-dom!"

-"Aww, don't worry Ate Zyra. We miss Lassy and Fae too =D."

-"BATTLEFIELD! BATTLEFIELD!.....BATTLEFIELD!"
**5 mins later*
-". . .BATTLEFIELD!"

-"Something smells funny..."
-"Yeah.."
-"Ninang? **serious face* Are you smoking weed?"

-"Weed doesn't smell like that!"
-"Huh. You're right.
. . .Ate Zyra, are you smoking weed?"

-"The song's OVER already!"
-"Oh."
-". . ."
-". . ."
-"BATTLEFI--"
-"Out of the car! Right now!"

-"Romeo! Romeo! Romeo! Romeo!"
-"I thought you guys printed out lyrics for this already?"
-"Oh yeah. We did...."
-"Romeo romeo! Romeoo....Julieet!!"

-"Is that a hole on the left side of my pant leg?"

-"Dude, I gotta get my left butt cheek some air--the right one, s'all good. It's just the left one that's givin' me trouble."

-"Ate Hannah, let me hold that for you. Are you okay? You keep tripping over everything all over the place. Like, no seriously! Like you're unbalanced or gonna fall over on one side."
-"Ah, don't worry about it, I'm just disoriented cuz I'm sleepy.."
-"..Yeah, but like, seriously. You just walked right into that sign. Then turned around. And walked into it again."
-"...Maybe you should hold this."

-"Hey there, are you gonna buy anything? Or are you just gonna stand there looking pretty? ;D"
-"Ahaha~ **flips hair*"
-"I'm just kiiddiiiinng...**Huug* about the pretty part! =D."
-**Knee in the stomach* D:

My sister discovers a gps on my phone...

-"Hear that, Mommy?! We can go anywhere we want!"
-"You two can't drive."
-"Like I said! We can go to Wal-Mart! =D =D"
(Walmart = basically down the street)

-"No one said you had to be in a car to use a GPS..."
-"Destination in 1.2 miles."
**45 mins later*
-"Destination in 1.1 miles."

-"Destination is STILL not reached. Please check if your car is on park."

-"Keep power-walking, Mommy! We're almost there!"
-". . .You. have. MISSED. your. turn."

-"Aww! I'm gonna name her Lafonda!"
-"Lafonda?"
-"SUP Fifi! Call me Mumsie =D =D"
-"Ew D: "

-"Checking roads for traffic
. . .Not that it MATTERS. You. SLOW. Effers."

-"Lafonda! Now don't you give us any sass!"

-"Destination in 1.1 miles."
-"I want my GPS to have a British accent!"
-"Destination in 1.1 BRITISH miles...and chips."

-"Your 25 day free trial as expired."
-"Wha? i thought it was 30 days?"
-"Yes. I QUIT."

-"Fifi, noooo!"
-"Fonda! Remember mee? It's mumsie!"

At the Hotel...

-"Let's stay in the car, Ninang. It's not safe out there."
**Alison waves from outside the car window* =D =D =D

2 beds, 4 people

-"So whose sleeping with Ali and whose sleeping with Ate Zyra?"
-"Hey Ate Hannah..**posing laying down with one arm behind his head and one knee up* C'mere...Bebeh ;D"
both aunt and I: . . . **SCREAM*
-"You know what? These beds are HUGE! Let's both sleep with Ate!"

-"What Ninang?"
-"Yuuck, Ali. Where did you learn that?"
-"From Ate Hannah."

-"WHAT. No he didnt!"
-"Don't you remember?"
-"I would NEVER--...Huh. Wait wait. Oh. Oh yeah. Well, eff."

*aunt looking for something*
-"Where's the pillow, Hannah?"
-"I'll be your pillow tonight.....bebeh. ;D"
-"SEE! I told you!"
-"kjdjkdlhjkdh Eff! He's right! Agh, move over."

That morning

"Eeew, Hannnahh, you and your brother sleep together on the same bed!"
-"Very mature, Ninang D:. It's a little too early in the morning for--**look up*"
-**brother doing same pose as before* "So how'd you sleep last night? ..Bebeh."
-"D: D: D: D: **KICKS him off the edge of the bed*

Seaworld...

-"Alright, I've voted myself the captain of this ship. If anyone has any objections, then--"
-"Ate, that's not for steering, that's just to hold onto."
-"...Oh. Well then."

-"AGH! My mouth was open!"
-"What you're tasting right now--that's what we like to call turtle vomit, from the turtles we saw out before the line."
-"D:!"

-"Ate Hannah, the floor moves so it says watch your step, okay?"
-"Out of all of us here why am I the only one you feel the need to--**fall*"

-"Am I the only one who found it a little bit morbid, and kind of unsettling for people to be ordering salmon to eat while we were in Seaworld? I mean seriously, we were like surrounded by its cousins."
-"...So let's order the tilapia and shrimp for dinner."
-"Yaaay shrimp!"

-"Let's teach Sassy to do that trick!"
-"I don't think you're gonna be able to step on Sassy's nose and have her swim you around, Daddy."
-"Shae's younger! We'll teach her instead!"

Crowded underwater aquarium tunnel

-"I don't know what everyone's looking at, when the show's...**grabs onto a pole in the middle of the room and strikes a pose* Right here"

-"You know you can take your sunglasses off now, right?"
-". . .What the EFF. I thought it looked unsafely dark in here!"

-"Those things are ugly."
-"I may never look at the little mermaid the same again."

-"Ninang, give me FIERCE!"

Balboa Park & More on the trip back..

-"Okay, can we take a nice picture-PLEASE?"

-"Wait! My eyes were closed!"
-"You're wearing SUNGLASSES!"

-"If I were a giiirrrl!"
-"Someday, Ninang. Someday."

-"BATTLEFIELD! BATTLEFIELD!--Romeo romeo, do the Hellen Keller, and talk with your HHIIIPS! I will SURVIVE!--chicka chicka Remix!"
-"...You know you should have mentioned the remix part BEFORE the song mashing."

-"Re-routing."

-"Lafonda, I'm so sorry. I...I was wrong!"

-"What are you doing?"
-"I'm elevating the butt cheeks!"

-"That's not what it looks like..."
-"Then what--"
-"Pelvic THRUST!"

-"Is that 4 people in your back seat?! I'm gonna need you to step out of the--oh. Well, hm. Huh. He's sleeping. I guess you can pass then."

-"Your GPS just doesn't have these roads in the system yet."
-"Isn't it done by satellite?"
-"That's what I'm sayiinng...Look!...It's DARK!"
-" . . . "

-"Okay, either you sleep OR you laugh! The rule is, you can't do BOTH!"

These car seats were our homes for about 13 hours this weekend =D